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Days in the Life
Anna had gone
back home about ten minutes after I hid my gifts upstairs and after she’d
ordered me to bring along my camera and get lots of pictures during the trip!
She said she’d explain everything to Cheryl when she picked her up for the show
that night and that I shouldn’t worry about what she’d think; after all, I’d
understand perfectly if the situation was reversed!
My father got
home from the hotel around five-thirty that evening, just as my mother was
getting dinner ready in the dining room for the two of them; I’d opted for a
salami sandwich and a few potato chips instead of the heavy pot roast and
carrots that my mother made for dinner. If I happened to get a nervous stomach,
I didn’t want to end up too sick!
After my dad
finished his dinner, he came in the living room and saw me getting fidgety on
the couch; I’m not exactly the most patient person in the world, so waiting for
anything just kills me--and that was just amplified by the fact that I was
waiting for a limo that would take me to my Beatles! My dad couldn’t help but
laugh.
“For a minute
there, I thought you were Claire,” he laughed, sitting in the chair across from
me after turning on the TV. “Patience, Laurie, patience; you’ll be gone before
you know it.”
I fanned myself
with an issue of Better Homes and Gardens that my mother left on the coffee
table; even though the day wasn’t too miserably hot, it still felt like the
living room was a sauna and I was wearing heavy skiing clothes!
“Well, if there’s
one thing I’m not going to miss on this tour, it’s this lousy humidity,” I
commented, tossing the magazine back onto the table. “The West Coast is much
dryer... plus they don’t have thunderstorms like we do.”
My dad nodded.
“I’ll agree with that; it’s always a relief when Mr. V sends me to Los Angeles
on business,” he said, waiting for the evening news to come on. Then he lowered
his voice and said, “I suppose your mother has already talked to you--”
“You mean given
me the lecture about how I’m supposed to behave?” I said, rolling my eyes. “Of
course, Dad, about twenty times since yesterday...”
“Okay; then you
probably don’t want me to repeat it again,” he said. “Just use your head; I
want to see all of that money I’ve been paying to Rosary go to some sort of
good use!”
I laughed,
turning my head to look out the window for the millionth time. “I will, Dad; I
will.”
Just then I saw
the limo pull into the driveway--five minutes early! I leaped up from the couch
and ran to the door, where my three cases had been stacked. I opened the door
before the chauffer could even ring the bell; he tapped the brim of his hat and
said, “Good evening, miss.”
“Hello,” I said,
stepping aside so he could come inside the house to get my cases and load them
in the car. My mother and father approached me as I took my light overcoat from
the peg on the wall and took one last look at the foyer that I wouldn’t see
again for nearly three weeks; Mom gave me a big hug, then said, “Now, you’re
sure you have everything you need with you?”
“Of course; after
all those vacations we’ve taken, I know how to pack,” I said as the chauffer
took the last suitcase, the big heavy one. “And, no, I didn’t forget to bring
underwear like I did when we went to Australia when I was little!”
My dad laughed,
and my mother slapped his arm gently. “Peter! Really...” she said.
“Relax, Alice,”
he said as we hugged. “I’m sure the neighbors didn’t hear that; perish the
thought of what would happen if they knew what Laurie did when she was a kid!”
“Oh-ho; I’m sure
the Pepperdines won’t forget how she climbed that tree next door and got stuck
and they had to call the fire department to get her down,” she informed us. “I
still don’t know what possessed you to do that... and in your brand-new Easter
dress, too...”
“Mom, I was six
years old,” I said. “Don’t worry; I won’t be climbing any trees while I’m gone,
either.”
She gave a small
smile, then leaned against my dad’s shoulder and said, “Well... have a nice
time, darling.”
“Have fun,
Laurie!” my dad said as I stepped down the stairs and into the back seat of the
limo. I had about a minute’s wait while the chauffer messed around with
something in the trunk of the car, so I rolled down the window to get some air
inside while I waited. The living room windows were wide open, and I could hear
my parents talking while I waited; obviously they didn’t think I could hear
them.
“Alice, she can
take care of herself,” my dad said. “She’s twenty-one years old.”
“I don’t know,
Peter... I still don’t know if we should have let her go,” my mother sighed.
“What if something happens?”
My dad laughed.
“She’s not going to be climbing any trees while she’s gone; she’ll come back in
one piece.”
“Now you know
that’s not what I’m worried about... I’m afraid she’s going to do something
stupid... she’s going to be around those four boys for three weeks, Peter-- how
can I not worry?”
“My dear, I have
complete faith in Laurie; she knows what she’s doing.”
“I hope so...
she’s my baby... her and Claire... they’re both leaving me...”
“What do you mean
Claire’s leaving you? She just graduated junior high; she’s not going to take
off anytime soon.”
“Tonight is
probably the first night that both of our girls have ever been out of the house
without us with, Peter... I’m just afraid that this is it for Laurie; she’s
going to want out of this house once she gets a taste of freedom, and Claire
won’t be far behind her, either... you know how kids are... we were like that,
too, at her age.”
My dad started to
say something else, but by that point the driver started the engine on the car
and their words were drowned out. I took one more look out the window as they
smiled at me from their places at the window, waving as the car rolled out of
the driveway, presenting one last united front before I left them--as if they
had been discussing the weather and not my future. I clutched my purse tightly
as we headed down Cold Creek Street into the fast-dimming late afternoon
sunlight, then rolled up my window. The car was really super-comfortable: air
conditioning, soft velvety seat cushions, shaded windows--nothing like the
Cadillac with no air conditioning that I’d been driving around at home!
Dead silent car
rides have got to be the most boring thing I’ve ever had to endure, but this
time I actually needed the time to sort out all the confusing thoughts running
through my head. As the car headed south towards the city, I watched all the
familar places I’d seen every day of my life pass by my eyes. I don’t know why,
but for some reason it seemed like I’d never see those things again; I was
forcing myself to take last looks at everything I passed by--my high school,
all my hangouts in downtown Pine Lake, the playgrounds I’d played at as a kid.
It was the most miserable feeling I’d ever had; I honestly became scared for
about one minute and nearly told the driver to turn the car around and take me
home.
However, once we
left the suburbs and entered the city, I began to relax a little and remember
exactly what was happening, how lucky I was, how I’d never have another chance
to do something like this ever again. My thoughts carried over to Claire; she
was probably eating dinner at some posh restaraunt downtown, savoring every
little detail of the concert she’d just seen. I hoped she’d had as much fun as
I’d had at the previous Beatles concerts I’d seen; the poor kid never got out
much, and she deserved some fun.
I recognized the
neighborhood around the Ampitheater as soon as we got around there about an
hour later; then the driver pulled the car to a stop at the curb about four
blocks away from the building. He turned around and said, “Miss, the catering
van in front of us is going to take you the rest of the way so as not to make a
scene.”
“Oh,” I said,
taking note of the vehicle in front of our car. “What about my bags?”
“I’m bringing
them to the hotel right now,” he said. “They’ll be there when you get there
later tonight.”
“Okay; thank you
very much,” I said before he got out of the car to open my door for me. As I
stepped from the car, the doors of the van opened a little bit, and I could see
Mal Evans and John sitting inside; I was a little surprised that John would
chance leaving the theater this close to showtime! He gave me a nod as I headed
towards them and held out his hand to help me into the back of the van. “How
was the drive, luv?” he asked as I sat down next to him.
“Very nice,” I
said as Mal closed the doors and the driver started towards the theater. Even
though the majority of the huge mob that had been outside the theater before
the show had gone inside for the concert, there was still a pretty big
following of fans outside the entire perimeter of the building, including the
back door we were supposed to head through. I gulped, twisting up the strap on
my purse.
“Um, we’re
actually going to have to make a run for it this time, aren’t we?” I said,
eyeing the crowd through the windshield as we slowed down near the back door. I
was pretty sure that it was the same entrance we’d gone through last January,
but this time there were a few fans hanging around, just in case. I was going
to be spotted for sure by the crowd if we had to make a mad dash for the door
and keep ourselves from getting ripped to shreds!
John shook his
head. “Nope; we’re traveling in style underneath this catering cart, you see,”
he said.
“You’re kidding,”
I laughed as he lifted the white tablecloth covering the heavy steel cart. He
kneeled on the bottom tray that rested just above the wheels and held the cloth
up so I could go with him.
“Come on, luv;
I’m dead serious,” he said, waving me on. “It’s the only way we’re going to get
inside without creating a mob scene... come on!”
I gave him an odd
look; sneaking inside on a catering cart? Could things get any weirder? And the
evening was still young, too!
“O-kay,” I
sighed, scrambling next to him as he dropped the cloth down. We were totally
surrounded by the heavy cloth; there was no way to see in or out through it as
the driver opened the back doors, put down the ramp for the cart, and struggled
to wheel us out along with a heavy cardboard box placed on top of the cloth so
it wouldn’t slip off or blow away. John looked pretty nervous himself as we
rolled along the pavement towards the service entrance. I prayed that the tips
of my shoes or an edge of my coat weren’t hanging off the back of the cart as I
heard nervous chatter among the fans just a few yards away from us. Good god...
any kind of breeze, and we’d be mobbed for sure if the wind kicked up any
little bit of the cloth!
Miraculously we
made it inside the theater, somehow avoiding any type of detection by the fans
outside. I felt safe only after the service door was closed and locked behind
us and John slid out from under the cart. I followed him rather awkwardly in
that darn tight green corduroy skirt that I’d chosen to wear that night,
standing up and straightening myself out before John said, “We’re just down the
hall and to the left, luv.”
The entire
hallway was swarming with cops and other security personel as we made our way
slowly towards the dressing room. We passed by a group of guys heading in the
opposite direction carrying guitars; all of them gave John a little nod or a
smile as we walked past.
“Who was that?” I
asked him as we approached the dressing room.
“Oh, that’s the
Remains... we’re using their amps tonight. Theirs are much better than the ones
the theater has for us to use,” he explained, knocking four times on the door
in some sort of code pattern, like thump...thump-thump... thump--obviously
they’d done away with their old “What’s the password?” routine from the last
show.
The door was
opened by George, who was drinking a bottle of Coke and looked completely
unprepared for the concert; he was dressed in a t-shirt and blue jeans, as was
John and the other two as I entered the room. My god, it looked as if nothing
had changed a bit in that room since the last time we’d been there: the same
yellowish walls, the same two green couches with the sparkly little silver
thread sewn into it, another cart of Coke and scotch, ashtrays full of
cigarettes, and a rack with their stage suits hanging neatly on wooden hangers.
“Hi, everyone,” I
said, giving a little wave. The only people in the room were the Beatles and
their private inner circle--Brian, Mal, and Neil. Ringo was playing solitaire
on the floor by the mirrors, and Paul had dozed off sitting up on one of the
green couches. George went back to fiddling around with his guitar in the
corner of the room. No one was talking much, just Brian, Neil and Mal quietly
discussing something about the amplifying equipment out on the stage.
“Wow; what an
ecstatic group,” I commented, then nodded over at Paul. “Didn’t you guys get
enough sleep last night?”
“There isn’t much else to
do, luv,” Ringo said, collecting the cards from a losing solitaire game.
“John’s the only one who had any fun; he got to risk life and limb going to
fetch you from the car.”
“That’s no lie,
either!” John laughed, sitting next to Paul. “Laurie here looked about ready to
curl up and die... I was scared out of me wits as well, you know.”
It was so quiet
in the room that I heard George practicing the notes for “Day Tripper” on the
guitar without an amp in the corner. Ringo shuffled the deck of cards over and
over again until I said, “Hey, Ringo, do you want to play a game?”
He looked over at
me, relieved that someone actually wanted to do something other than lay around
and stare at the ceiling. “Sure; I’m gamed,” he said, sitting up at the mirror
table and pulling out the chair next to him for me to sit down in.
“Okay,” I said,
taking the deck from him and shuffling it quickly. “Do you know how to play the
game Speed?”
He shook his
head; I started splitting up the deck to explain the game. I set two piles of
eleven cards each in the center, and two pile of fifteen cards, one for each of
us. “Okay; this is really fun. The object of the game is to be the first one to
get rid of your fifteen cards. I’ll say ‘go,’ and we flip over the first cards
on each deck of eleven. We’ll have five cards at a time in our hand-- you
always have to have that many until you’re down to four cards or less-- and you
can throw down the next number higher or the next number lower than the card
that’s face-up from the pile of eleven. If neither of us can throw down a card,
then we flip over another card from the eleven. The first one to get rid of all
their cards wins... did you get all that?”
He blinked a few
times. “I think so; let’s just try it and we’ll see how it works out,” he said,
picking up the first five cards from his pile of fifteen and looking through
them. I collected my five, checked them over, then got ready to flip over the
first card from the pile of eleven.
“Ready... set...
go!” I cried. We flipped over the first cards, and I managed to throw down two
cards right off the bat, then picked up two from my pile. Speed isn’t exactly
the easiest game to play; you really have to have a quick eye and hope that the
other person isn’t going to keep their hands hovering over the piles and
dropping all their cards down. We were both dying laughing by the end of the
first game, which I won, since I’d had lots of practice playing that game with
Claire while on vacation; you just end up fighting the other person to get
those last cards of yours down, shoving their hands out of the way and sneaking
cards in just before they throw theirs onto the pile. John got up from his spot
on the couch to see what all the fuss was about, and even Brian, Neil and Mal
had stopped talking when they heard me and Ringo laughing.
“It just takes a
couple games’ worth of practice, and you’ll be an expert in no time,” I
grinned, collecting the cards and shuffling them again.
“All right, all
right,” John said, tapping Ringo on the shoulder. “Let’s see if I can beat Miss
Donaldson the Miniature Golf Queen at this game.”
“Hmph,” I said as
Ringo moved aside and John took his seat. “We’ll just see about that!”
John watched me
as I dealt out the piles, then got up from his chair and walked over to the
coffee table. “Oh, I almost forgot me glasses,” he said, reaching for a small
wire-rimmed pair of glasses on the table and putting them on. “This time I can
see what I’m doing wrong.”
“Well, that’s a
new look for you,” I commented as he took his seat again. “Those look like the
glasses my grandpa used to wear.”
“Hey, they’re
much better than those lousy black ones I used to have,” he said, picking up
five cards and getting ready to play. “All right; one, two, three--go!”
Well, John no
longer had the excuse of being blind as a bat; he managed to beat me in the
first game, though it was a close one--I had a three left and was aiming it for
the discard pile just as John threw down a five, his last card. He leaned back
in his chair with a wide grin of satisfaction, crossing his arms and saying,
“Well... quite easy, if I do say so meself.”
“Beginner’s
luck,” I scoffed, pouting for a moment, then smiling again. “As always...”
John and I took
more turns together over the next fifteen minutes, then Ringo said, “Okay; just
me and John now.”
The two of them
set up the game, and Ringo said, “On your mark, get set... go!” as I walked
over to the cart with the drinks and opened up a bottle of Coke. Sitting down,
I sipped it slowly as Brian, Mal and Neil went in and out of the dressing room,
Paul slept soundly, John and Ringo flicked cards at one another between rounds
like three-year-olds, and George continued practicing on his guitar, not really
talking to anyone else.
A little after
eight-thirty, Neil poked his head into the room from the hallway for about the
thirtieth time that night and announced, “Hey, you blokes had better get ready
for the show; the Ronettes are going on in about fifteen minutes, and you’re
after them.”
“All right,
then,” Ringo said, putting a red rubber band around the deck of cards and
pocketing them. “I’m first in the loo.”
He claimed his
stage suit from the rack and headed into the bathroom to get changed as Neil
grinned, “Hey, Laurie, you’d better wake up Rip Van Winkle over there or he’ll
sleep through the whole show.”
I laughed, then
reached over and gave Paul’s shoulder a shake. “ ’ey! Macca!” I shouted in a
very exaggerated Liverpudlian accent. “Wake up!”
Paul didn’t even
open his eyes; he just reached out and gave my arm a shove. “Dammit, John,
leave me be, for chrissake!” he said, frowning as he turned away from me and
tried to go back to sleep. John and I burst into laughter.
“Paul, really,
it’s time to get up,” I said in my regular voice, keeping my distance from him
in case he decided to take another swing at me. “You’re going on pretty soon.”
He finally opened
his eyes and looked at his watch. “Bloody hell... you’re already here, Laurie?
How long was I out? It felt like about five minutes.”
George checked
his watch as well. “Close to two hours, Paul,” he said, setting his guitar down
and got up to search for his suit on the rack.
“You don’t need
any more beauty sleep, gorgeous,” John joked, lighting up a cigarette. “Laurie
thinks you’re pretty enough as you are.”
I blushed as Paul
rolled his eyes, then stretched out. “Lay off, Lennon,” he muttered, reaching
for his pack of Marlboros on the drink cart.
Ringo came out of
the bathroom all dressed for the show. Their newer stage outfits were really
cool-looking; they didn’t look like their old ones with the pencil-thin lapels,
and the only variations available with those were different colors. The new
ones that they were wearing for the show that night were black, with a shiny
wide collar and a double row of black buttons on the front of the jacket; the
pants were slightly baggier and weren’t tapered at the bottoms, either, as
their old ones had always been. Their shirts, starched snow-white, had sort of
a high collar on them--and there were no ties with these suits, either. No
Beatle boots, either--Ringo had opted for black dress shoes and black socks.
The new look was a bit of a shock to my system at first--but after about five
seconds, I decided I really liked the new suits!
“Whoa; love the
threads!” I commented, drinking the last of my Coke. “Very hip.... no more
ties?”
Ringo shook his
head. “Nah... why wear something that you could get strangled by if some crazed
fan grabs hold of it and tries to yank it off of you? No.. but really, it just
looks better.”
I nodded in
agreement. The others took their turns changing, then sat down at their
dressing table to powder their faces and comb their hair. John put on a pair of
wire-rimmed sunglasses after he finished with his makeup and got up from the
table.
“Are you wearing
those during the show?” I asked as he unlocked his guitar case.
“Sure,” he
replied, taking out his Epiphone guitar--not the black and white Rickenbacker
that he’d played all the time, much to my surprise. “I wore them this
afternoon... why not?”
“And a different
guitar, too?” I said as he searched for his guitar pick in the case. “Is this
some big makeover for you?”
“Maybe,” he said,
standing up and leaning against the wall with the guitar strapped over his
shoulder. “We’ve got a whole mess of newer suits to wear for this tour;
hopefully none of them will get stolen like last year’s tour.”
Paul nodded,
giving his hair one last brush. “Yeah, that’s true. Half of our stage suits
mysteriously ‘disappeared’ last year while we were in New York... they were
bloody expensive, too!”
“Wow,” I
remarked. “How much does one of those suits cost?”
John laughed.
“You don’t want to know,” he murmured, tuning his guitar to the best of his
ability. “Hey, Macca, can you take a look at this? Something just isn’t quite
right...”
“Let me have a
look,” Paul said as John handed it to him. Within about one minute he’d tuned
it perfectly, ran his thumb across the strings in a G chord, and handed it back
to John. “Ready to rock, Johnny.”
“You’d better
be,” Neil interrupted suddenly. “There’s over ten thousand birds out there
waiting for the show... I don’t think they’re particularly impressed with the
opening acts; they’re having bloody conversations and not paying attention
while the other groups are playing out there.”
“Even for the
Ronettes?” I asked. I mean, the Ronettes were pretty famous; the Beatles
would’ve been a supporting act for them if they’d toured together a few years
ago!
Neil nodded.
“They’re none too impressed.”
“Well, I can see
their point,” I said. “I mean, everyone out there bought a ticket to see the
Beatles, not the opening acts.”
“That’s right,”
Neil said. “Now, Laurie, it’s going to be the same setup as last time; you’ll
be in the doorway with me during the show, and we’re going to have to dash
straight back to the dressing room, grab our things and hit the road with the
lads back to the hotel.”
“Okay,” I said,
nodding; that was what I’d pretty much figured would happen.
I watched as Neil
rustled through a stack of papers on the coffee table and pulled out a small
green and blue pamphlet and a larger booklet about the size of a record album;
he reached over and handed it to me. “Here you go, luv; it’s the programs
they’re selling out there.”
“Oh! Thank you!” I said,
grinning. The smaller of the two was titled “Summer of Stars ‘66”, the concert
series that had been scheduled at the Ampitheater and the Arie Crown Theater
that year. The Beatles were on the cover, as well as Peter, Paul and Mary and
the Beach Boys; another picture of the Beatles was on the first page inside the
program, and pictures of the Rolling Stones, the Byrds, and Simon and Garfunkel
as well. The larger book had “Beatles (U.S.A.) Ltd.” stenciled across the top
in red, white and blue letters and a color picture of the Beatles standing
toe-to-toe in front of a striped background, wearing jeans and black long-sleeved
shirts.
“I got one of the
bigger programs like this one last year,” I mentioned as the others got their
instruments out of their cases and Ringo found his drumsticks. “I really liked
the pictures in the one last year--this one looks just as good.”
“Well, they’re
selling pretty well out there,” Neil said, opening the door a little bit and
peeking into the hall. “Okay; it looks like they’re ready for us. You guys go
first, and we’ll follow.”
George nodded,
leading the way, with Paul, John, and Ringo following right behind him. They
went into the hallway and were immediately surrounded by police as they walked
quickly and without incident down the corridor to the stage area. Neil shut off
the dressing room light after Brian started down the corridor as well and left
Mal on guard in front of the door so no one, even an enterprising security
guard, could get into the room in our absence.
We walked quickly
and quietly towards the entrance to the theater and waited just behind the
Beatles for the Ronettes to finish their set, which they did a few moments
later. They headed off the stage and past us down the corridor to their own
dressing rooms. I’d been a big fan of all the girl groups back when I was in
high school from ‘59 to ‘63, so I was pretty impressed that I’d actually seen
the Ronettes in person as well as the Beatles. Apparently the audience outside
weren’t as enthused about the supporting acts as I was--they were, as Neil
said, carrying on their own conversations while they sang. However, at that
point, the crowd was starting to get a little wound up
The local radio
deejays came back on stage, and the crowd was definitely getting geared up for
their idols. As it had been last time and also at the show at Comiskey Park
last year, the audience was mainly female, with a handful of guys there--either
true fans of the music, or boyfriends and brothers that had been pretty much
forced to tag along to make sure the girl they were with didn’t go too bonkers
and throw themselves at the stage.
So the deejays
did their job of getting the crowd worked up, then announced, “Ladies and
gentleman--THE BEATLES!” The entire audience went into those ear-splitting
shrieks, and I quickly covered my ears.
“Is it just me,
or do those screams seem ten times louder this time?” I shouted at Neil, who
had to lean right next to my face to hear me.
He shook his
head. “No, luv; it’s about the same as always!” he yelled back as the Beatles
rushed onto the stage amid the flash of cameras and the glare of the spotlight.
There were cops everywhere around the stage that night; a row two cops deep was
centered right in front of the stage, ready to foil the efforts of any anxious
fans trying to get close to the band. A few cops were around the back of the
stage as well with the theater technicians and other officials.
After a few
moments of plugging into their amps, the Beatles were all set to sing; without
an introduction, they started playing “Rock and Roll Music”--or, at least
something that sounded like that song in all that screaming. I noticed that
this time they weren’t being pelted by jellybeans from the audience--that
phenomenon had thankfully worn off.
Right after that,
Paul tried to introduce one of my all-time favorite songs, “She’s a Woman,” but
I didn’t know that that was the next song until they actually started playing
it. They zipped right through that one; I really don’t know how in the world
they could keep track of each other’s playing in the din. Hell, I couldn’t stay
on tune with the Breckhurst Elementary School band when I was their piano
accompanist in eighth grade-- and our shows were done in silence! Of course,
most of the band was out of tune more often than not, so it didn’t really
matter.
Paul gave his
collar a little tug as he introduced “If I Needed Someone”; I guess the collars
were getting uncomfortable as they became sweat-soaked, because George did the
same before stepping up to the microphone and singing the song, sending all the
George fans into hysterics. That was the only song that George sang lead on
that night.
“Day Tripper” was
next; the audience went wild during the instrumental part where John and Paul
just break into screams at the end. I was starting to notice that most of all
of the songs they were singing were just sort of... different than they sounded
on records. They sounded a little bit empty, if that makes any sense, like
there were instruments missing from the background or something.
John sang “I Feel
Fine,” one of Claire’s favorites, right afterwards; I could just picture Claire
screaming her lungs out at that one during the afternoon show. I really hoped
she’d had as good a time as I was having that night; I also wished I could’ve
sneaked out to the audience and met up with Cheryl and Anna for at least a few
songs during the show, but that was impossible; if I went past the security
line, I’d never make it backstage again--I had no backstage pass or anything to
prove I was with the group’s inner circle.
My chance to go
all weak-in-the-knees was next, for Paul sang “Yesterday.” Surprisingly, the
crowd shut up a little bit to hear that song, since it was such a quiet number.
The song felt extremely bare to me again; my ears really missed the violins
backing up Paul and his guitar as on the record.
Ringo’s only
number during the show followed right after Paul-- “I Wanna Be Your Man.” The
screams picked up again as all the Ringo fans went bananas; I was almost sure I
could hear Cheryl’s screams above all the rest during the song-- that girl had
such a big mouth! I’m surprised she wasn’t in the small group of fans that
tried to rush the stage at that point; they were quickly dragged away by the
Chicago police before they could even get to the front of the stage.
The next number,
“Nowhere Man,” was one that John, Paul and George all sang on, so most of the audience
was screaming during that one--it was pretty much inaudible. They really didn’t
seem to be putting very much effort into the songs by that point, almost like
they were exhausted and just wanted to get it all over with.
“Paperback
Writer” was next--another one of my all-time favorites; at least Paul tried to
put a little more effort into that one. That one didn’t sound too terrible in
concert; it sounded almost as good as the record did. I swear they kept losing
tempo during the a cappella parts, though. Well, I guess I couldn’t have done
much better under the circumstances.
Paul announced
the next song, “I’m Down”, as their last one for the evening with a quick check
of his watch; naturally the audience wasn’t very happy about hearing that news,
but managed to give the screaming and shouting their all during the number, so
much that I could barely hear the sections in the song where it was just Paul’s
voice. A couple of fans tried to rush the stage again right near the end, but
were yanked away by the cops again, just yards from attaining their goal.
As soon as the
song was over, the Beatles unplugged from their amps and ran like the dickens
for the doorway to the corridor. Neil and I turned and ran back towards the
dressing room, hoping that we’d get there a minute or so before the group just
in case there were any fans that tried to break into the room that had to be
moved away before the Beatles showed up again.
I gave Mal a wave
as we approached, and he just shook his head tiredly.
“What’s up?” Neil
said, opening the door and hitting the light switch.
“Some crazy birds
tried to break into the room, that’s what,” Mal said, crossing his arms and
following us into the room. “I took three seconds to get a drink from the
drinking fountain not twenty feet away from the door--and at that exact moment,
three mad girls came running down the hall from the lavatory right for the
dressing room door. One of the cops got knocked over by them, but two more held
them back until I could help them out.”
Neil shook his
head. “Bloody hell... if this is how the tour is going to go, then I’d rather
go back home right now,” he muttered, collecting the Beatles’ street clothes
and tossing them into the case that he’d carried their stage suits into the
theater with. “We’d better get out of here right away if the birds are that
crazed.... Laurie, fetch your things; we’re leaving as soon as they put their
guitars in the cases. Mal, could you go find out if the paddy wagon is at the
back door?”
Mal nodded,
leaving the room and closing the door tightly behind him. I collected my
programs, my purse, and my coat quickly, getting myself organized just as the
Beatles and Brian Epstein burst into the room and slammed the door shut; the
four lads seemed completely out of breath.
“Jesus...
they’re... completely... soft!” Paul said between breaths. He retrieved his
case for his bass and locked it away as John sat down at the dressing table,
took off his sunglasses, and buried his head in his arms for a moment. Ringo
and George were standing against the doorway stupefied.
“What happened?”
I said, alarmed by their frantic state.
“A group of about
fifty girls was chasing after us!” Ringo said. “They must have slipped past
security somehow; if we’d left the stage ten seconds later, we’d have every
bone in our body broken by now-- they were crazy out there!”
I shook my head.
“Good god; we need to get out of here,” I said, crossing my arms. “Mal’s going
to find out if the police van is here yet.”
Seconds later,
Mal rapped on the door and poked his head in. “Come at, lads! You’ve gotta go
right this minute; the coppers are holding back a mob in the hallway! They’re
gonna break free if you don’t get out of here this minute!”
“Go on, then,”
Brian said, staying somewhat calm. “Neil and I will pack up things here and
meet you back at the hotel in a bit. Laurie, you go with them.”
I gulped. “Are
you sure?” I said. “You don’t want me to--”
“No, no; just
go!” Neil said, waving all of us out the door. “Go with them to the hotel; when
I get there, I’ll help you get settled!”
“Okay, okay,” I
said, darting out the door in the middle of the group with the Fabs. We
sprinted down the corridor to the back service door, and suddenly I felt a hand
on my shoulder that jerked me backwards as the Beatles ran on. A security guard
had grabbed hold of me; he said, “All right, missy; let’s get you outside where
you belong.”
“No!” I cried,
just as John and George turned around and saw the predicament that I was in.
They ran back to me, each taking one of my hands; George snatched my two
programs from me and held onto them.
“She’s with us,
sir,” George said. “That’s Neil Aspinall’s sister Laurie.”
The security
guard took a step back. “All right; go on, then,” he said. “You’d better get
moving, though; there’s a mob scene outside right now.”
Without another
thought, we ran all the way to the back door where Ringo and Paul had waited
for us. The head of security informed us that there were no crowds outside the
door for the moment and that the van was all set. “Is she with you?” the guard
said.
“Yes,” Paul said
as the guard opened the door for us. As he’d said, it was dead silent outside
for the moment; we walked--not ran-- to the van, got in, and sat down. The cops
closed the doors, and we were in virtual darkness as the van pulled away from
the curb and rolled through the streets, passing by the front doors of the
Ampitheater completely unnoticed.
The police radio
was pretty noisy during the drive, so we didn’t have much of a chance to talk
during the drive back to the Astor Towers. We had to go through yet another
service entrance at the back of the hotel instead of the front doors and were
transferred from the Chicago Police to the hotel security guards. The service
elevator whooshed us up to the 27th floor, where the Beatles and their
entourage had rented out the entire floor for their stay. Everything was pretty
much silent there: no crazed fans were running through the hallways or
anything.
One of the
Beatles’ press officers welcomed them back. “Thanks, Tony,” Paul said as Tony
unlocked the door to their suite and opened the door. “Tony, this is Laurie
Donaldson; she’s going to be with us on the tour. Laurie, this is Tony Barrow,
one of our press agents.”
“Hello,” I said,
shaking hands with him.
“Pleasure,” Tony
said, following us into the living room of the suite. “Where’s Brian and the
others?”
John quickly
explained the situation to him, and Tony nodded. “Aye, well... that happens
sometimes,” he remarked. “Well, we’re due to leave here at eight tomorrow
morning, so you blokes’d better get some sleep.”
“Bollocks; I’ll
sleep on the plane,” John said, stretching out on the couch and kicking off his
shoes. “That phone better not be ringing off the hook all night like last
night, either; that’s why I’m so damn tired today.”
He looked like he
was going to doze off; he shut his eyes and folded his hands over his chest.
Ringo headed for his room; George lit up a cigarette, then tossed the lighter
to Paul to light his own up.
“George, John, thank
you so much for what you did back there,” I said, sitting in the chair next to
the couch. “I thought for a minute there I was going to jail!”
“Bah; they won’t
lock you up for that,” George said, exhaling a puff of smoke. “All they’ll do
is make sure you get back outside with the others... no problem at all...”
“Well, thank you
anyway,” I said, closing my eyes. The whole evening had really worn me out. My
whole life really had flashed before my eyes when I’d been held back as the
others ran down the dimly-lit corridor towards the door; I thought that that
was it, that I’d never see them again if they ran out on me. Thank god George
and John had run back for me; I owed them my life!
I was dozing off
in the chair when Neil, Mal and Brian showed up. I sat up and checked my watch;
it was past eleven at that point.
“Oh, Laurie; let
me show you to your room,” Neil said. “Now, your mother said that you were to
have your own room.”
I nodded, getting
up from my chair. “Yeah,” I said. “That’s how she is...”
Neil walked over
to one of the doors inside the suite, opened it up, and flipped the light on.
“Well, here you go; here’s your room,” he said, smiling.
“Um,” I said,
raising an eyebrow, “I thought I was supposed to have, like, a totally separate
room... like, down the hall or on a separate floor or something... that’s what
it sounded like my mother told me...”
“Well, it is a
separate room,” he said. “It just happens to be in the same suite as the
others’ rooms... we’re not breaking any rules, are we?”
“Not really,” I
said, noticing my three cases stacked next to the doorway.
“I’m taking the
separate room down the hall,” he said. “I was in this one so far during the
stay, but it’s your room now. It’ll be safer; all the security guards are
posted closer to this room than in the ones down the hall.”
“Okay,” I said,
yawning. I was really feeling the effects of all the excitement by that point!
“Well, I’ll let
you get some sleep, then,” he said. “The others will probably be passed out in
about half an hour as well. You’ve gotta be up early tomorrow, so make sure
you’re ready.”
“No problem,” I
said, stretching out my arms. “Goodnight.”
“Goodnight,
Laurie!” I heard Paul, George, and Ringo shout from the other room.
I laughed.
“Goodnight, guys!” I shouted back before closing my door.
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